todaywasafairytale (Mr. Darcy)

Chat 9
Notes Mr. Darcy

Mr. Darcy:	How are you this evening, my dear?
Elizabeth Bennet:	Very well... although I wish you would not call me "my dear."
Mr. Darcy:	Why?
Elizabeth Bennet:	Because it's what my father always calls my mother when he's cross about something.
Mr. Darcy:	What endearments am I allowed?
Elizabeth Bennet:	Well let me think..."Lizzie" for every day, "My Pearl" for Sundays, and..."Goddess Divine"... but only on very special occasions.
Mr. Darcy:	And... what should I call you when I am cross? Mrs. Darcy...?
Elizabeth Bennet:	No! No. You may only call me "Mrs. Darcy"... when you are completely, and perfectly, and incandescently happy.
Mr. Darcy:	Then how are you this evening... Mrs. Darcy? [kisses her on the forehead]
Mr. Darcy:	Mrs. Darcy... [kisses her on the right cheek]
Mr. Darcy:	Mrs. Darcy... [kisses her on the nose]
Mr. Darcy:	Mrs. Darcy... [kisses her on the left cheek]
Mr. Darcy:	Mrs. Darcy... [finally kisses her on the mouth]